Three black ducks follow laser pointer light on driveway
Boy sits in grass holding net while ducks eat in front of him. He's waiting to catch one, dad sets off sprinkler behind boy. Wets him, practical joke. Boy says he has water in his pants.
Swan hits 2 people on jet ski, knocks them off.
Duck bites dog's tail - and gets dragged when dog runs
Duck gets attacked / chased by dog - so the duck drops and "plays dead"
Mom asks tot boy how old he is. He says two. She asks him what he is going to be on his next birthday and he says, very seriously, "A duck." Mom laughs