Tot talks on phone, makes funny faces.
Dog barks & scares sleeping boy to death. (out of his highchair)
Recital kids dressed as Indians step up to microphone, boy says he's thankful "for nothing." Thanksgiving.
Star Spangled Banner: Girl hits pots together as cymbals.
Little boy runs into door.
Star Spangled Banner: Girl tortures anthem sitting on ground.
Car Pusher. Little kid pushes car out of driveway in set-up. FFAK (famous kids: Arnold Schwarzenegger)
ORANGE JUICE BOY Orange Juice Spiller. Little boy tries to pour OJ, spills it instead.
Wet Pants. Baby puts hose in diaper, water pours out on all sides.
KISSERS. Boy kisses girl, they both fall.
Tot hits head with lid that pops off 2x.
Boy falls into toilet
Tot girl in overalls plays w/ her black kittens - girl runs right into kitchen wall; INT. KITCHEN - HOUSE Cat.
"I Dream of Cleanie" Tot girl with food / pasta sauce on her face really wants a bath, keeps repeating it to mom. "In the bath?" high chair
Faucet explodes on tot trying to wash hands at horse stable
Tot hits his head with lid that pops off twice
Tot falls out of toy car when dad spins him in it
Tot boy pulls down dad's pants in the kitchen while dad washes dishes.