A woman holds a squid on a beach and poses for a photo. A man suggests that she pose as if she's about to kiss the squid, and the man slaps the squid into her face when she does.
A woman explains to her two sons and daughter that the calamari they ate earlier wasn't chicken, it was squid. They all freak out simultaneously and the girl starts crying. One of the boys screams "I need something to lick on!"