Piece of tile from the ceiling hits pastor / priest / minister in the head during sermon. Church.
"Cannonball Baptism" Boy does a cannonball into the water he is going to be baptized in. Priest says he dared the boy to do it. Long for edit.
Minister gets a phone call from God when performing wedding ceremony. Church. reverand.
Pastor accidentally throws bible at parishioners
"I, NANCEE -- HI, NANCEE" Minister says "I NANCY," but bride thinks he says "HI NANCY," Cute.; vows. Older couple.
Kids say: we "drink beer" to celebrate Thanksgiving