A man officiates a wedding ceremony to a bride and groom, and just as he is about to have them exchange rings there is a loud bang and the power shuts off. The bride gasps and looks around with shock.
"Can't Handle the Candles" A man leads a prayer in a church and a man knocks over two set of candles. The man pauses and then continues the prayer.
"Messiah Math" A pastor man asks his grandchildren each a math question, to which the answers are always "20" but when he asks his tot granddaughter what 4 times 5 is, she answers "Jesus."
Baby boy pees on his dad during Baptism / Christening. Church.