Calf will only drink milk through a nipple
Man has his chest and nipple waxed. His chest is very red, he screams. He falls on the floor in pain.
Man lets woman wax two little circles around his nipples. Woman rips both strips off at the same time. Man doesn't scream or have big reaction. They wax one nipple twice.
"There's A Crab On My Nipple" Bonehead man lets a crab pinch his nipple. Crab's claw gets stuck there & man has to pry it open to get crab off.