Close up of baby boy talking to woman while man in the background picks his nose and eats the boogers. Man doesn't know he's being taped. Gross.
A woman finds a young boy in the bathroom who cut his hair himself with an electric razor.
A man asks his tot daughter why she wants to be a mommy when she grows up and the girl says, "so I can boss everyone around all the time."
A woman ask a dog "do you love mom?" and the dog nods his head "yes" next, the woman asks, "do you love dad?" and the dog shakes his head "no."
A woman in a living room tries to feed a baby boy in a high chair and he shakes his head. A man feeds the baby boy and he eats it.
A woman asks her tot daughter what animals make and she makes them. She asks her what sounds mom makes and she says "sit down and eat your dinner and clean your butt."
Dad (filming) asks tot girl why she wants to eat so much junk food. She says it's because she wants a big butt, "just like Mommy." Kids say.
A woman and her sister ask a tot boy which one is mommy then he kisses the wrong woman.
A tot girl says dadda over and over then her dad asks "who do you love" and the girl says, "mama."
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A woman tells a young girl to say "I love you, mommy," in the living room and the girl says, "I love daddy."
A tot girl tells her mom she wants a cat, a dog, and another mommy for Christmas.
A tot boy wishes for a new mommy as he blows out his birthday candles and then has a wish re-do.
Man tells baby in the bathtub to blow bubbles. Baby turns on his belly and farts, blowing bubbles out of his butt instead of his mouth.
Twin girls at church sing in choir. One girl yells out Momma I need to go pee-pee and walks off stage.