Tot boy wearing pajamas plays a game with his parents in front of the Christmas tree, then suddenly yells "Pee!" because he has to go to the bathroom.
Kids say: Bar Mitzvah congratulations - woman gives greetings, then boy takes mike and says, "you're stupid"
Tot boy gets mad at Mom for calling him pretty. "I'm not pretty. I'm handsome!"
Tot boy says "What the hell is this?" when getting Easter present. Gift. Kids say.
Mom asks child to play guitar with 1 finger. Child holds up 1 finger and plays with other hand.
Dad asks tot what a duck says. Boy farts in response.
"Whiny The Poo" Boy dressed as Indian is uncomfortable singing. He stops and cries, "I need to go poo poo!" Living room.
kids walking outside & talking about poop say "there's all kind of shit around here."
"I'VE BEEN BAD" X-mas girl says, "I got presents even though I've been bad" kids say
Boy gets mad racing his little brother in a puzzle game & quits. He yells "I hate having a good time."
Recital kids dressed as Indians step up to microphone, boy says he's thankful "for nothing." Thanksgiving.
"Butterfly Headache" Butterfly nose.
Butterfly Nose. Kid says butterfly gives him a headache. Used in CompuServe 9-95 (CS).
HEALTH TIP. Boy at tree says "If you ate all these blueberries, it will make you big & strong & make you POOP good"
"I Dream of Cleanie" Tot girl with food / pasta sauce on her face really wants a bath, keeps repeating it to mom. "In the bath?" high chair
X-mas girl excited over the hanger, not the shirt, in her gift Christmas
Tot girl gets X-mas gift, looks annoyed, and then says, "I didn't ask for socks!" Christmas