Children perform in a choir. Boy has "Silent Night" solo and misses a line, he turns to his dad playing guitar offstage and says "Daddy, start it over." Crowd laughs. Performance problems.
Man catches fish & forgets to take the hook out. When he lets fish go it takes the fishing pole with it. Fishing.
Old lady wishing well on microphone can't remember what celebration she's at, wedding or shower. Senior