A young girl tells her mom that a boy kissed her shirt and gave her "cooties", and now she has to do the "cootie cure" in a bathroom.
A tot girls tells woman about how a tornado will blow away their house but says "tomato" instead of tornado. She then tells the woman that she doesn't love tomatoes but she does love them on her sandwich.
A tot girl tells her mother "I'm sick" repeatedly in the car, and says it's because the doctor gives her suckers.
"Boy gets pooped on." Tot has bird poop on face - explains what happened