A man pulls over and talks to a cow that grazes on the side of a road. He asks for directions and the cow turns her head as if to motion which way to go.
A young girl says she did not make the mess of broken eggs in the kitchen. She blames it on the kitty cat.
A teen girl in a car laughs as she watches milk pour out of a semi truck that transports ice cream.
A man and a woman play the egg smash game in the dining room. The woman loses.
A man sticks a slice of cheese against a glass door, and a dog eats it while the man brushes his fur.
A teen girl drinks milk out of a Ziploc bag, and it explodes into the camera in the house.
A man tells his German Shepherd dog that she looks like she is up to something, and then the dog sits up and there is a tub with a stick of butter under her chest.
A young girl holds a bucket under a dog in the yard. The woman with the camera asks what she is doing and the girl says "milk a cow." The dog walks away and the girl follows it with the bucket. The dog lays down and the girl reaches to grab its penis.
A tot boy spills his chocolate milk all over his face and shirt in a restaurant, and a milk bubble blows out of his nose.
Woman talks to dog about cheese and dog tilts its head from side to side.
A tot boy smells cheese that the camera man puts in front of his face in a grocery store. The boy says the cheese is gross and smells like 'Mommy's Feet.' kids say
"Little Bitty Butter Girl" Little girl sitting at dinner table eats butter from dish, rubs it all over face and hair when mom leaves to answer the phone.
Cat opens fridge and steals a piece of cheese.
"The Milky Way" Tot boy cleans up milk as he's doing it, he spills more.
Tot girl pours out bag of cereal into bowl & all over table, dumps carton of milk all over table & floor. Mess. Breakfast, morning.
Tot boy puts whipped cream on the fridge and licks it off. He turns around and has it all over his face.
Man milks goat. Woman tries with cold hands and goat bucks
AA -- milk pouring: guy pours milk from 13,000 feet