A puppy dog puts his paw on a bald man's head repeatedly in the house, and the man recites different blessings for himself.
Pastor is giving his sermon to the church with giant TV screens behind him, someone has left their microphone on when they use the restroom. Boneheads.
A preacher man talks to several people at the front of a church. A young boy walks up to him at the front of the church and asks where the bathroom is. A woman leads the boy away as a crowd of people laugh.
A preacher man baptizes a boy in a church by dunking him into a baptism fountain. A cross falls off the wall into the baptism fountain.
Pastor tells tot boy he has a body at lakeside baptism, boy yells "I have a penis!" (Low audio)
A man stands on top of church pews trying to get a squirrel off the top of a windowsill with a stick. Another man holds a trashcan below him for the squirrel to fall into. He swings at the squirrel and whacks the man holding the can in the head. Bonehead. Church. Short tail.
A teen boy falls down hard while he runs on pews in a church
"Can't Handle the Candles" A man leads a prayer in a church and a man knocks over two set of candles. The man pauses and then continues the prayer.
"Messiah Math" A pastor man asks his grandchildren each a math question, to which the answers are always "20" but when he asks his tot granddaughter what 4 times 5 is, she answers "Jesus."
A teenage boy falls into the baptismal pool at his church.
A young boy dances with his classmates during a song at a church and falls over into the American flag at :10. He then slowly gets back up to sing and dance.
Priest prays during Mass holding up communion. Hear noises, then a boy runs behind priest followed by his mom. Church. Priest says he can't wait to see the video of that.
Baby boy pees on his dad during Baptism / Christening. Church.
Priest gives groom communion host & wine at wedding. Groom keeps drinking the wine
"Featured Preacher" Man giving sermon in church says "You can trust in Jesus just like I can trust that this church pew will hold me up." He stands on the pew and it falls. Embarrassing. Preacher, minister, pastor
Bride says "As a token of my lust for you" instead of love & trust during wedding vows. Priest says that will be appropriate later. Tongue tied. groom. Marriage, church.
Tot boy on church stage during Christmas pageant doesn't want to get off the stage. Mom and dad jump on stage and run after him.
Girl sits in chair on stage at church and falls off. She is fine
Twin girls at church sing in choir. One girl yells out Momma I need to go pee-pee and walks off stage.
Man in church show tries to switch on his microphone but it looks like he is playing with his crotch.
During baptism, man is dipped in water and the man helping falls in with him. Double baptism.
"Messiah on a Wi-Yah" Jesus exposes his backside in X-MAS play. Int.-church?