A baby gets baptized in a church. Then the priest holds the baby up. Everyone in the audience claps. The baby claps and smiles too. Featured talent cleared only (the priest, the child and the four adults in the foreground gathered around the baptismal font).
"Messiah Math" A pastor man asks his grandchildren each a math question, to which the answers are always "20" but when he asks his tot granddaughter what 4 times 5 is, she answers "Jesus."