A teen girl gloats about her gorgeous eyes to her mother on the ride home after oral surgery.
A young boy tells his mom "I got my first muscle but I didn't even workout", then he flexes his biceps in a hallway.
A tot girl brags after she wins Connect Four, and her mom asks what she did to win and she says "cheated" and smiles.
A little boy tot tells his dad behind the camera that he will grow up to have a bigger 'pee pee' than him some day. The dad laughs but doesn't like the idea. kids say.
A young boy dances and skates on top of his frozen pool in the winter snow then the ice breaks and he falls in then pulls himself out.
Man on playground swing drags legs on ground, flips out of swing, falls onto the pavement on his front. Little recovery. Bonehead.