A printer prints a sheet of paper, and it falls into a file cabinet and disappears.
A man sticks his tongue out at turkeys and makes a noise. Across a field, a bunch of turkeys make the same noise back at him.
A man tries to run and jump off a diving-board but slips and falls in the water. Featured talent cleared only (the man who falls off the diving board)
A woman carries several bags in her arms as she attempts to walk up her front porch steps. She stumbles on the second step and she face-plants and then curses. Security footage.
A man takes a squirrel off of his shoulder and puts it on a tree in a yard, then the squirrel jumps back onto him and sits on his head. A woman and a golden retriever dog watch. The dog barks.
A man slips and falls on the back porch and groans. Security footage.
A washing machine explodes off a dirt road in the woods.
A young boy in the kitchen pours parmesan cheese into his mouth from the container. It spills and sticks to his face while a woman laughs.
A post office mail carrier delivers mail to a mailbox. Behind her, her mail truck rolls backward down the street. When she notices, she then chases after her truck while it rolls across a yard and hits a house. Security footage.
A man throws a tiny ball towards a door. A cat paw from under the door hits the ball back. They continue to play with the ball back and forth several times before the cat grabs the ball with both paws from under the door and takes it under the door away from the man.
Two men carry a toilet down a flight of stairs to a driveway, but one man trips and falls, and the toilet breaks. Security footage.
A boy rides in a Power-Wheels vehicle pulled behind a car and spins out of control and flies off the road and crashes.